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selfie-scape: polysixx: rebel-in-tartan: oh my GOD It took me a while but I’m fucking SHRIEKING Zodiac killer on a caterpillar Thank you, I thought I was going to go insane and turn into a screaming Nicolas Cage trying to figure this out.
shorthalt: theawesomeshadowwolf:duwangarang:i… i don’t know what to say…what the fuck is that second thingrepublican presidential candidate ted cruz
agoodcartoon: hatformychapstick: agoodcartoon: fucking lol A no-plates van stops for young girl, alone on a country road at night. It’s actual cannibal Ted Cruz. A Good Cartoon. You’re trudging toward November.There’s no good nominees,
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tangdynastie: moonlandingwasfaked: emobody: seriousjones: ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun Confirmed zodiac killer boutta strike again Donald trump didn’t even give effort in putting his right hand over his heart As someone who doesn’t
onlyblackgirl: alternativetrump: Remember that time Ted Cruz straight up said he’d murder Trump I just agree. never thought I’d say it but I miss Ted Cruz because he was that kinda diet right wing that isn’t completely fucking horrific
crowmemes: oak23: pattiluphone: seriousjones: ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun actually, this is ted cruz emulating napoleon, foreshadowing that if elected, he will become a vicious war hungry imperialist dictator napoleon also is pulling
icanreallyuseawish: the-real-ted-cruz: a-quiet-voice: nyc-conservative: It took me a sec to get it and then I was like whispered “ohhh nooo” WHAT AM I MISSING OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT AKCUFJSKCHR IM SOBBING OH MY FUCKING GOD
the-real-ted-cruz: myst-l-vie: marzipanandminutiae: glamaphonic: moniquill: No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since. This is a
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shorthalt: theawesomeshadowwolf: duwangarang: i… i don’t know what to say… what the fuck is that second thing republican presidential candidate ted cruz
littlebigcubby: littlebigcubby: the-real-ted-cruz: sorta-dad: smatter: pro-gay: stressed-daydreamer: pizzaotter: HAVE YOU LOT SEEN THIS INSURANCE AD I AM FUCKING SCREAMING @thecybersmith
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: gregwuzhere: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: The is Ted Cruz and he just threw his hat into the ring for a presidental bid in 2016. Ted Cruz was born in Canada do you think he’ll get all the shit Presdient Obama
i-sucked-dick-on-accident: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit I can’t
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ctron164: micdotcom:Watch: Ted Cruz pandered to these Bronx Latinos and they weren’t having it. Exactly. Get the fuck out of my Bronx.
moonlandingwasfaked: emobody: seriousjones: ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun Confirmed zodiac killer boutta strike again
e-v-roslyn: shipbot: astrodidact: What a piece of shit Ted Cruz is… did ted cruz just fucking use ‘Me, an Intellectual’ in a tweet Me, an informed observer: “Ted Cruz is a worthless jar of expired mayonnaise”
buzzlightyearhugecock: woodyisahugetwink: buzzlightyearhugecock: am i the only one who wonders what kinda porn ted cruz whacks off to? he seems like a genital mutilation kinda guy to me! 😮 the zodiac killer returns to infect us all with his fucked
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bon-the-com: crowmemes: oak23: pattiluphone: seriousjones: ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun actually, this is ted cruz emulating napoleon, foreshadowing that if elected, he will become a vicious war hungry imperialist dictator napoleon
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oodlyenough: fauxkaren: Ted Cruz suspended his campaign. Oh my god. Donald fucking Trump is gonna be the Republican presidential nominee. I have to go back in time and warn August 2015 me to not laugh at the idea because apparently IT IS NOT SO
